Okay Viewers: Fan Submission #4 is ready for your hungry eyes! BEEFCOCK
This stallion of a cocksman is sporting his raw member like there is no tomorrow. My advice to you all is to grab some eating utensils, a little garlic salt, and some maternity pants cause a mouth-full is headed right your way.
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Thanks for chewing it up with us, fellow cocksmen!
Fan submission number 3 is here!!! UPScock
A big thanks goes out to this viewer for sending us this giant package. A true display of professional cocksmanship…most likely in the workplace, so props for having the balls to desecrate your employer’s image in such a wonderful way.
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PRESCRIPTION COCK
Modern Cocksmen’s own, Edverd Leugtaab, recommends you take two of deez nuts every four hours to stay in good health. This is just a nice high-class reminder of how fragile our cocksmenship truly is. Let Dr. Leugtaab assist you with any and all of your health concerns right here at moderncocksmen.tumblr.com.
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Okay ladies and gents…on to Fan Submission #2 “Log Cock”
It’s a power cock…it’s supposed to make you feel…you know…powerful…
Much thanks to this brilliant cocksman!
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Cheers!
“Djembe Cock”
Modern Cocksmen is proud to display our first fan submission! What a great Djembe Cock; excellent work guys!
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Richard Pfeloff clearing out his “Drain Pipe Cock.”
As this weeks winner for best action cock, Richard Pfeloff is prepared to assist with all your home renovation needs and wants. From clearing out gutters to irrigating the lawn, Pfeloff is your man. See this photo and more at moderncocksmen.tumblr.com
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WELCOME EVERYONE!
Hi there,
I just want to give everyone a big, bona fide welcome to the new Modern Cocksmen catalog. Modern Cocksmen is a company dedicated to providing you with images of the finest custom members found all across our vast, rich American soil. From home renovation, to hybrid cars, to architectural phenomena, Modern Cocksmen promise you quality, once-in-a-velvet-dream cocks. So please, feel encouraged to take a look at our full line-up of chubs, and let us know if you think something is missing. And on behalf of all of us here at Modern Cocksmen, Bone Voyage!
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Edverd Leugtaab starring in “Desklamp Cock.”
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