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"Twig Cock"
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"Twig Cock"

Manual labor can be exhausting; make sure you drink plenty of water, and wear clothes that breathe.  It might also be good to stop and take a nice picture of yourself pretending some inanimate object is your penis…this tends to help regulate blood sugar, keep your heart rate steady, and relieve stress.  It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.  

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Okay Viewers: Fan Submission #4 is ready for your hungry eyes!  BEEFCOCK
This stallion of a cocksman is sporting his raw member like there is no tomorrow.  My advice to you all is to grab some eating utensils, a little garlic salt, and some maternity pants cause a mouth-full is headed right your way.  
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Thanks for chewing it up with us, fellow cocksmen!

Okay Viewers: Fan Submission #4 is ready for your hungry eyes!  BEEFCOCK

This stallion of a cocksman is sporting his raw member like there is no tomorrow.  My advice to you all is to grab some eating utensils, a little garlic salt, and some maternity pants cause a mouth-full is headed right your way.  

For more advice on how to safely and exponentially increase your protein intake, please contact our support team.  

As always, if you have any ideas for cocks you’d like to see, please send your suggestions and/or fan submissions to moderncocksmen@gmail.com.

Thanks for chewing it up with us, fellow cocksmen!

Fan submission number 3 is here!!!     UPScock
A big thanks goes out to this viewer for sending us this giant package.  A true display of professional cocksmanship…most likely in the workplace, so props for having the balls to desecrate your employer’s image in such a wonderful way.  
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Fan submission number 3 is here!!!     UPScock

A big thanks goes out to this viewer for sending us this giant package.  A true display of professional cocksmanship…most likely in the workplace, so props for having the balls to desecrate your employer’s image in such a wonderful way.  

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As always, if there is a cock you would like to see please feel free to send your suggestions or your fan submissions to moderncocksmen@gmail.com.  Pleasant cocking!

PRESCRIPTION COCK
Modern Cocksmen’s own, Edverd Leugtaab, recommends you take two of deez nuts every four hours to stay in good health.  This is just a nice high-class reminder of how fragile our cocksmenship truly is.  Let Dr. Leugtaab assist you with any and all of your health concerns right here at moderncocksmen.tumblr.com.
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Happy peening!  

PRESCRIPTION COCK

Modern Cocksmen’s own, Edverd Leugtaab, recommends you take two of deez nuts every four hours to stay in good health.  This is just a nice high-class reminder of how fragile our cocksmenship truly is.  Let Dr. Leugtaab assist you with any and all of your health concerns right here at moderncocksmen.tumblr.com.

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Okay ladies and gents…on to Fan Submission #2 “Log Cock”
It’s a power cock…it’s supposed to make you feel…you know…powerful…
Much thanks to this brilliant cocksman!  
As always, if you have a photo you’d like to submit or just an idea you’d like to see made into a real cock, send your requests to moderncocksmen@gmail.com
Cheers!

Okay ladies and gents…on to Fan Submission #2 “Log Cock”

It’s a power cock…it’s supposed to make you feel…you know…powerful…

Much thanks to this brilliant cocksman!  

As always, if you have a photo you’d like to submit or just an idea you’d like to see made into a real cock, send your requests to moderncocksmen@gmail.com

Cheers!