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Okay Viewers: Fan Submission #4 is ready for your hungry eyes! BEEFCOCK
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Fan submission number 3 is here!!! UPScock
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Okay ladies and gents…on to Fan Submission #2 “Log Cock”
It’s a power cock…it’s supposed to make you feel…you know…powerful…
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